Bethany's Baby Babblings

monkey got me up at 6.10am and had vomited on me by 7am. However she also fell asleep in my arms and we had a two hour cuddle. So I forgave her. Just about. We spent the day with both sides of the family and it was lovely. The Top 3 Things That Happened: • squidge got me disney DVDs for my present (I'm now up to 27/55 animated features, wahey!) • we gave wiggles a bath and the amount of dirt and fluff in the bath water was well impressive • my grandma put a tea towel over her face and sung the "Streets of Cairo" tune (video below, it's a masterpiece)

We went to visit great-grandma wilkinson today. Wiggles was in a lovely mood and enjoyed cuddles and songs with her (she's been going through a phase of hating women and being a reet tart with the men) Here are some of the songs that daughter, mum, grandma and great-grandma sung; "She is a funny un She's got a face like a pickled onion A nose like a squashed tomato And eyes like two peas!" "Ha ha ha, he he he Baby Ellis up a rhubarb tree!" ...we're expecting a call from an agent to offer us a recording contract anyday now

I am a sleeper. Sleeping is what I do best. Sleep and keeping a baby alive DO NOT MIX. Obviously I already knew this but it's a harsh reality to face. Therefore I am struggling with the night feeds. Me and D do it in turns currently (thank the lord for his 6 week paternity!) but I'm still a zombie. Although when she falls asleep on me mid-wind it takes the edge off being a sleep deprived eye-bagged crazy lady.