I thought I had pissing in a plastic tube down to a fine art but lo and behold my bump is so big that I just had to shove my hand in the toilet bowl and hope for the best.
Hope wasn't enough. It was carnage. But I suppose that I'll need to get used to being covered in piss and other liquids. Joy.
On the bright side I got enough in the tube and there's no sign of pre-eclampsia so yay!
However I did get a detailed description of a stretch and sweep from my midwife which has horrified me more than the whole giving birth thing.
I then made things worse but doing my own research and watching this NHS video thus ruining my usual coping techniques of denial and ignorance.
So that's where my mind is at right now. It'll be reet. Besides I'm also currently dead proud of myself for using 'lo and behold' and 'thus' in this post so silver linings and what not.
Hope wasn't enough. It was carnage. But I suppose that I'll need to get used to being covered in piss and other liquids. Joy.
On the bright side I got enough in the tube and there's no sign of pre-eclampsia so yay!
However I did get a detailed description of a stretch and sweep from my midwife which has horrified me more than the whole giving birth thing.
I then made things worse but doing my own research and watching this NHS video thus ruining my usual coping techniques of denial and ignorance.
So that's where my mind is at right now. It'll be reet. Besides I'm also currently dead proud of myself for using 'lo and behold' and 'thus' in this post so silver linings and what not.
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