Here is a list of things that I am fairly certain aren't normal but I ponder upon anyway.
So, is it normal to...
...not pack my overnight hospital bag until the week before the baby is due?
...hope that the baby arrives a day early so she is born on the same day as Mickey Mouse's birthday?
...have a whole big ass pot of custard to myself in the space of 5 minutes?
...make dinosaur noises whenever I attempt to stand up?
... actually feel my internal organs move about whenever the baby does?
...not have any desire to nest because you know, duvet burritos and then feel like the world's shittest mum yet still remain in the duvet burrito only to emerge to pee and gather snacks?
...not understand what half of your baby equipment actually does? (I mean, I've only just learnt how locks on doors work the other week. Before I used to wiggle the key and hope for the best)
So, is it normal to...
...not pack my overnight hospital bag until the week before the baby is due?
...hope that the baby arrives a day early so she is born on the same day as Mickey Mouse's birthday?
...have a whole big ass pot of custard to myself in the space of 5 minutes?
...make dinosaur noises whenever I attempt to stand up?
... actually feel my internal organs move about whenever the baby does?
...not have any desire to nest because you know, duvet burritos and then feel like the world's shittest mum yet still remain in the duvet burrito only to emerge to pee and gather snacks?
...not understand what half of your baby equipment actually does? (I mean, I've only just learnt how locks on doors work the other week. Before I used to wiggle the key and hope for the best)
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