Once upon a time, Christmas was about scoffing ALL the food, getting pissed and being lazy.
All of the above went of out the window this year.
Me and Dale scoffed some food in shifts because our daughter decided to wake up just as Christmas dinner was served, my gin & tonic lasted me five hours and we were in bed for 9pm Christmas day because we were so exhausted.
Not that we care one bit. She is totally worth it and it's lovely having children about for Christmas!
Chunk's Christmas Miracles
• actually pooing in her nappy
(she normally does it out in the open so we considered it our present from her)
• feeding at 8pm, FINALLY going to sleep at 11.30pm and then not waking up until 5.30am for her next feed
(the six hour stretch of sleep was weird. the nine hour stretch between eating was weirder)
• not being that bothered about being passed around the family like a rugby ball
(clarification: this is a description of the frequency of being passed not the way she was passed. don't be calling the NSPCC)
• lasting a whole 3(!) hours in her Christmas outfit
(see below before reflux made her possett milk all down it. ah well)
All of the above went of out the window this year.
Me and Dale scoffed some food in shifts because our daughter decided to wake up just as Christmas dinner was served, my gin & tonic lasted me five hours and we were in bed for 9pm Christmas day because we were so exhausted.
Not that we care one bit. She is totally worth it and it's lovely having children about for Christmas!
Chunk's Christmas Miracles
• actually pooing in her nappy
(she normally does it out in the open so we considered it our present from her)
• feeding at 8pm, FINALLY going to sleep at 11.30pm and then not waking up until 5.30am for her next feed
(the six hour stretch of sleep was weird. the nine hour stretch between eating was weirder)
• not being that bothered about being passed around the family like a rugby ball
(clarification: this is a description of the frequency of being passed not the way she was passed. don't be calling the NSPCC)
• lasting a whole 3(!) hours in her Christmas outfit
(see below before reflux made her possett milk all down it. ah well)
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